STILL 19.2 OZ TALLBOY
Still Water
Just water. Genuinely.
Real water from a deep mountain source. Don't be scared.
The full arsenal Pick your
Pick your
poison.
16+ ways to murder your thirst — still, sparkling, tea, and enough energy to raise the dead. All water and flavor, all aluminum, all zero plastic.
Mountain Water
It's just water. From a mountain. In a can that looks like it wants to fight you.
SPARKLING 19.2 OZ TALLBOY
Sparkling Water
Water, but angry
Same water. Now with a violent amount of bubbles.
Flavored Sparkling
Natural flavor, a whisper of agave, roughly zero guilt. Around 20 calories of pure menace.
SPARKLING 19.2 OZ
Severed Lime
Lime + a hit of orange
Like fresh lime juice squeezed into sparkling water by a maniac.
SPARKLING 19.2 OZ
Mango Chainsaw
Mango + orange
Tears through your thirst. Cleans up nice.
SPARKLING 19.2 OZ
Convicted Melon
Watermelon
Fresh, juicy, and doing time for crimes against boredom.
SPARKLING 19.2 OZ
Berry It Alive
Mixed berry
Strawberry and raspberry, buried at a shallow, delicious depth.
SPARKLING 19.2 OZ
Cherry Obituary
Dark cherry
Prominent cherry. Zero medicine. Rest in flavor.
SPARKLING 19.2 OZ
Grave Fruit
Grapefruit
Bitter-sweet and unbothered by your feelings.
Iced Tea
Real brewed tea, a little caffeine, agave and stevia. Brewed for people who hate being tired.
TEA 19.2 OZ
Grim Leafer
Black tea + raspberry
Bold black tea with a bergamot ghost and a raspberry pulse.
TEA 19.2 OZ
Rest in Peach
Peach black tea
Sweet peach. Eternal peace. Modest caffeine.
TEA 19.2 OZ
Dead Billionaire
Sweet tea + lemonade
An Arnold Palmer that made some very questionable choices.
TEA 19.2 OZ
Green Guillotine
Green tea
Clean, sharp, and takes the top off your thirst.
Sparkling Energy
Caffeine from green tea and guarana. No sugar. No artificial sweeteners. All velocity.
200MG 19.2 OZ
Scary Strawberry
Strawberry energy
Strawberry that will absolutely wake the dead.
200MG 19.2 OZ
Tropical Terror
Tropical energy
A beach vacation that turns on you halfway through.
200MG 19.2 OZ
Orange Horror
Orange energy
Citrus with a body count. 200mg of caffeine.
200MG 19.2 OZ
Blueberry Buzzsaw
Blueberry energy
Sweet, blue, and fully operational at 6am.
Can't decide?
Get the whole gang killed.
Variety packs across every category — sparkling, tea, and energy. Twelve cans of chaos, delivered to your door in cardboard the earth won't hold against you.